Teddy bear with an eye hanging out by a thread.  Yeh that’s life, that’s a life right there.Bloody eye hanging out - bitta string.  That’s pretty much it.  Unstuff it, peel its face off and stick it in the washing machine, out of sight until it’s been cleaned. Dry its outer in the back room and examine its eye between your finger and thumb - “I should probably fix that bloody eye.”