Karma Café

It’s Fair trade.  It costs 10p more but that’s great value for you, you eco-friendly, organic, fair trade, self-righteous idiot.  It only costs 10p more to become a local global hero.  I hope you’re pleased with yourself, you’ve managed to single handedly save Africa, and you’re re-using your plastic bags.  Then you’ll go back to your home, sit down, drink your coffee and waste your life vegitating infront of the television.  Hero.