You can get married in Gibraltor near Spain.
Are you fast and bulbous?
Do you have an indoor cat?
If the answer to any of these questions is yes, it’s possible that you may hold conversations with your cat.
Once I sat outside and started talking to a budgie. It didn’t say much, just pecked the floor and flew away.
At first I was offended. It was a budgie without the common decency or courtesy to say goodbye, but soon I came round…
Despite coming round, I was troubled by the events for a long time and became depressed, often experiencing nightmares and flashbacks to what happened. The budgie had wings - It was nice and flyable, I have legs - I am nice and runnable.
I continued having poor experiences with budgie conversations for the next year, each setback baffling me.
Could it be true that there was one species so arrogant, self-righteous and unsocial that it could disregard the views of another with such a contemptuous prolificness?
Well, it has been said many times but I don’t think so. I just couldn’t understand the
budgie.
you assume all my questions on this blog are rhetorical. I also assume that the majority don’t answer my questions
